I'm so glad you agreed to doing a video reenactment of alternative forms of terminal punishment that pirates were subjected to back in the old days; This is going to be so much fun and you'll be the perfect actor! I'll need you to get up on the box, and I'll fix the ropes just right. Now we're cooking and everything is looking GREAT! You're right where I want you. Stuck in the gallows! I've been waiting for the moment a long, long time and now I have the perfect excuse to make it look like an "accident"! Time for the blindfold, and 3, 2, 1- BOOM!
And I'm not sure where the best place to praise the download speed on this site is, but in the time it took to post the previous comment the entire 830 MB clip downloaded! Thank You, Ma'am, for such a wonderful site. I even got warned by the site that I was trying to comment too soon after the last comment!
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I am so glad that You are a good person, because You are entirely too good at roles like this one >:)